It has been my dream since the inception of this site to get a monkey that I could feed booze to and have throw darts to predict the outcome of sporting events. But PETA has pretty much ruined that for everybody. After watching this clip, I have rededicated my dream to hiring this molesty, talk show monkey to run the sports prediction portion of this site. Unfortunately, it appears that he is already more successful than me. He also appears to be getting more action than me.