Shaq To Watch UFC 100. Fight In UFC 101?

Long time mixed martial arts fan and Twitter enthusiast, Shaq, is pretty pumped for Saturday night's blockbuster UFC 100.


See? You can tell he's excited because he uses his "fighta sound". We have something in common here. Shaq's "fighta sound" is identical to my "lost my car keys and I'm late to a meeting sound". Very intense.

Foul mouthed UFC President Dana White was quick to respond to the big man's tweet. Why no love for my tweets, Dana? I can add more profanity.


Okay, that one isn't a whole lot of fun. We all know Shaq is the man. I don't know about five exclamation points, but still.

Ah, but Shaq wasn't done. He has some big plans for UFC 101.


Now we're talking. Shaq has actually been training in a variety of mixed martial arts for the past tens years. Unfortunately for Shaq, but mainly us, the UFC 101 card is already full. Well that, and the Big Aristotle would have to cut a little weight to make the heavyweight division. He'd have about a month to lose a just under an Olsen twin.

That could happen. He could sleep in a sauna wearing garbage bag pj's. But that stick in the mud Dana White had another qualifier.


So there you go. Dana White predicts the Cavs will win the NBA championship next season and we should expect Shaq in the Octagon in about a year. Thanks Dana!

And thank you, Twitter. There is no end to the ridiculous stuff written on you.