Happy Fourth!

Well, happy Fourth of July to all of our American readers. Move along Canada and Japan, nothing to see here. Although, I am very curious to see how my nonsense translates into various Asian languages. The sports world had to deal with some sadness today. So if you can still read this, you're doing something wrong. Go drink more. And I like my steak medium rare, I'll be there in half an hour.

What do I want for the Fourth of July? Keeley Hazell. I'll be waiting by the chimney, Uncle Sam. That's how it works, right?

Good luck with those hangovers tomorrow.