Pool Party 1, Jeremy Shockey 0

Jeremy Shockey is spending some of his offseason at Rehab. Um, Rehab the Pool Party at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas. Unfortunately for Shockey and skeptical Saints fans, the party over the weekend got the best of the tight end and knocked him unconscious. Shockey was stretchered out around 2 P.M. and taken to the hospital to be treated for dehydration.

To be honest, I'm disappointed in the underachieving tight end. It's bad enough that he is injury prone and didn't catch a touchdown last season, but he can't even make it past 2 P.M. at a pool party?

I hope you were still up from the night before or you got some splainin to do.

[more pics at TMZ]